eInt(n)0for(n=par_超爆笑的笑话段子

62\u8fd8\u662f\u4fa7\u9762\uff11.\u5230\u5e95\u662f\u6b63\u97f

同事拿到项目奖金前次心仪的美女,同事会餐请组里的,由于有事没来有一个男同事,请他用饭了她还稀少。拿到了项目奖金此次美女同事又,家用饭又请大,说有事我居心,不了去,着她稀少请心念着等,了十众天结果我盼,动态…依然没…

u9898\u2026\u2026\u6211\u5168\u90fd\u8981\uff08.\u5c0f\u670b\u53cb\u624d\u505a\u9009\u62e9\1

n(){for(var e=navigator21)}return t}function ,ppNamen=[e.a,rsione.ve,rowserLanguagee.languagee.b,tforme.pla,rAgente.use,.widthscreen,x,.heightscreen,olorDepthscreen.c,errer].join()document.ref,engthi=n.l,ry.lengths=r.histos--^i++)n+=s647*Math.random())^t(n))}var i=__guidreturn 2147483647*(Math.round(2147483,orage(cookie)s=e.utils.st,nt.domaino=docume,et(i)u=s.gf(i![t(o)u){u=,()n,)+Math.random()].join(.)+(new Date)+Math.random(ires:2592e7var a={exp,h:/pat,ace(/^(?:.+\.)?(\w+\.\w+)$/domain:o.toLowerCase().repl,1)}.$et(is.s,u,on(){return u}}()a)}return functionitor={}e.utils.mmoitor_imgs={}var s=r.__quc_,end=function(n){if(o=e.utils.monitor.s!onfig(useMonitore.DEBUGe.getC,!onfig(monitorUrl0)){var r=e.getC,s.360.cn/i360/qhpass.htm)e.getConfig(protocol)+://,.utils.getGuid()o=moitor_img++e,ew Imageu=s[o]=nsrc:e.getConfig(src)n=t.param(t.extend({,e.versionversion:,:i()}guid,))n,f(?)0?:?)+nr+=(r.indexO,ion(){ss[o](s[o]=nullu.onload=u.onerror=funct, s[o])}delete,c=r}}u.srit.coren.on(in,ar t=r.screenfunction(){von:inito({acti,n:[t.widthresolutio,].join(x)t.height,olorDepthcolor:t.c,gator.languagelanguage:navi,s.isCookieEnabled()})})isCookieEnabled:e.util,yHttp.syncn.on(retr,ion(efunct,lace(/\?.*/t){t=t.rep,),:retryHttpo({action,t})})api:,ror.syncn.on(er,ion(efunct,lace(/\?.*/t){t=t.rep,),:netErroro({action,t})})api:,show.*n.on(,({action:showfunction(e){o,mespace})})module:e.na,reSubmit.*n.on(befo,{action:submitfunction(e){o(,mespace})})module:e.na,ccess.*n.on(su,{action:successfunction(e){o(,mespace})})module:e.na,ngeType.*n.on(cha,ion(efunct,mespace.replace(/^./t){var n=change+e.na,.toUpperCase()})+Typefunction(e){return etion:no({ac,namespacemodule:e.,t})})type:,valid.*n.on(in,ion(efunct,on:invalidt){o({acti,namespacemodule:e.,t.errnoerrno:,errmsg})})errmsg:t.,* warning.*n.on(warn.,ion(efunct,.errno+)+t.errmsg)t){t.errno(t=(+t,on:warno({acti,namespacemodule:e.,e:t})})messag,.* fatal.*n.on(error,ion(efunct,.errno+)+t.errmsg)t){t.errno(t=(+t,on:erroro({acti,namespacemodule:e.,e:t})})messag,on r(e){return i.map(eMath.random()=n}functi,ring()}).join()}var i=e.$function(e){return e.toSt,uncCaches=quc.f,{}o=read:function(ue.utils.cache={,a,(){v[d]=v[d]{}f){function l,[m]=hv[d],et(sc.s,}i.isPlainObject(a)(f=a)e.utils.JSON.stringify(v)),f{}f=r cva,h,p,ncNamed=u.fucGuid(u.qucGuid=e.utils.getGuid())d?c=e.utils.storage(local):(d=u.qu,orage(page))c=e.utils.stON.parse(c.get(svar v=e.utils.JS,)){},(a)m=r])?p:(h=v[d]v[d][m]return(p=o[d]o[d][m,!expirehn(f.,apply(f.contextnullh.date)?(h={data:u.,)a,e).getTime()}date:(new Dat,il?((o[d]=o[d]{})[m]=hh.data.doneh.data.fa,on(e){t(f.conditionh.data.done(functi,!.data=e0)(h,e=resolveh.promis,on(e){t(f.conditionl())}).fail(functi,!.data=e1)(h,e=rejecth.promis,ete o[d][m]})):(t(f.conditionl())}).always(function(){del,)l()h.data,promise](h.data).promise():h.data)}h.data)):h.promise?i.Deferred()[h.,nction(tclear:fu,t][r(n)]:delete o[t]:(o={}n){t?cache[t]n?delete o[,(page.remove(s))e.utils.storage,ocal.remove(s)))}}e.utils.storage(l{s:1e3var u=,6e4m:,6e5h:3,64e5d:8,}(QHPass)w:6048e5},{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var ,ulln=n,=func_+e.utils.getGuid()r=function(t){this.name,tend(t)this.ex,nitFlag=this._i!1,ata={}}this._d.prototypet.extend(r,n(){var t=this{init:functioreset():(t._initFlag=return t._initFlag?t.!0,ui[t.name])t.setUI(e.,ferred()t.setDe,er(init)t.trigg,(showt.on,t._isShown=function(){!})0,(hidet.on,t._isShown=function(){!))1},hrough=nt._passT,ulln=n,}t,._isShownthis.trigger(hide)reset:function(){return this,eferred()this.setD,is}th,turn this._initFlag}isInit:function(){re,ction(eget:fun,is._data[e]t){var n=th void 0return!n:t}==n?,ction(eset:fun,t(e)?t.extend(this._datan){return t.isPlainObjec,data[e]=ne):this._,is}th,ion(n){var r=thissetDeferred:functed=nt.Deferred()return r._deferr,e.utils.parseCallback(r._callback)(t)})r._deferred.done(function(t){r._callback,}r,eferredthis._deferred.resolve(e)resolve:function(e){return this._d,is}th,{return this._callback}getCallback:function(),{return this._callback=esetCallback:function(e),is}th,eturn this._data={}clear:function(){r,is}th,{return this.ui}getUI:function(),{return this.ui=esetUI:function(e),(this)e.init,is}th,{return this._passThrough}getPassThrough:function(),function(e){n=e}setPassThrough:,:function(treportError,n,sg:+n+ :r){n=n?M,+)+t.errmsg:n+=t.toString()t.errno?n=n+Error:(+t.errno,arn.:error.)+this.namee.events.trigger((r?w,)}n,:function(ereportWarn,portError(et){this.re,t,!)}0,[].slice.apply(arguments)extend:function(){var e=ft(this)e.unshi,apply(nullt.extend.,)}e,(e){this._captchaUrl=e}setCaptchaUrl:function,l:function(ngetCaptchaUr, i=thisr){var,ptchaUrls=i._ca,erred()o=t.Defurnret!w Date).getTime()rs?(s+=_=+(ne,n(function(e){s=i._captchaUrl=e.captchaUrlo.resolve(s)):e.sync.getCaptchaUrl(n).the,ate).getTime()s+=_=+(new D,ve(s)})o.resol,se()}})o.promi,h([ont.eac,neo,ffo,ger]trig,ion(tfunct,guments[0]=arguments[0].replace(/( $)/gn){r.prototype[n]=function(){return ar,name+$1).+this.,.apply(nulle.events[n],ents)argum,s}})thi,eturn new r(e)}}(QHPass)e.getLogic=function(e){r,{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var o=function(ne.getUserInf,r,==t.type(n)(i=ri){returnfunction,=nr,id 0)n=vo,r(e)}).fail(function(e){ii(e)})}}(QHPass)e.sync.getUserInfo(n).done(function(e){r,{use strictfunction(e)(t){return e.sync.getUserSecInfo(t.crumb)}).always(t)}}(QHPass)e.getUserSecInfo=function(t){e.sync.getUserInfo().then(function,{use strictfunction(e)t){return e.sync.checkEmailStatus(t.crumb)}).always(t)}}(QHPass)e.getEmailStatus=function(t){e.sync.getUserInfo().then(function(,{use strictfunction(e)r tva,e.$n=tatus=function(re.getQuickLoginS,ction(r)(i=ri){if(n.isFun,e4)r=2,!onfig(protocol)t){var s=e.getC,rt.360.cn/ptlogin.phpo=s+://axlogin.passpo,1func=QHPass.getQuickLoginUserLengthu=o+?nextUrl=+e.getConfig(proxy)+us=,ttr(srca=n().a,To(document.body)u).hide().appenderred()t=n.Defnction(){t.reject()}var f=setTimeout(fu,)r=function(e){t.resolve(e)}e.getQuickLoginUserLength,tion(){t=nullt.always(func,meout(f)clearTi,nction(t){i(n.extend({}a.remove()})}t.then(fu,.SUCCESSe.ERROR,{status:t.us>

u4ec0\u4e48\uff01\u201d\u732b\uff0c\u53ef\u80f9.\u201c\u770b\u770b\u6211\u80fd\u505a\u4e9b\d

c({o:sso-1?(s=new,cookiem:set,t}s:,:func}{jsonp,!)0,pi(n)))):i(s=new c({o:ssoo.push(s.get(s.getDomainA,cookiem:set,t}s:,:func}){jsonp,tDomainApi(n))))})o.push(s.get(s.ge,apply(aa.when.,)}o,Phrase:function(esendSmsTokenNeed,t,n,r,i,ar o=s){v=typeof e(n=treturnboolean=,=et,=nr,=ri,ull)e=n,reg==s(o=2)login==s?o=0:,{o:User(new c(,sCodeNewm:sendSm,on:t?1:2conditi,unt:nacco,mb:ecru,cene:osms_s,cha:rcapt,.post()}vt:i})),n:function(esendSmsToke,t,n,ar i=r){v=typeof e(n=treturnboolean=,=et,ull)e=n,areaCode+n.mobileNumber)object==typeof n(n=n.,=r(i=1)findpwd=,{o:User(new c(,SmsCodem:send,on:t?1:2conditi,unt:nacco,mb:ecru,})).post()}sms_scene:i,en:function(esendEmailTok,ew c({o:Usert){return(n,EmsCodem:send,tion:1condi,mb:ecru,).post()}vtype:t}),n(e){var t=new c({crumb:e})sendActivationEmail:functiotive/doSendActiveEmail)}return t.post(t.I360+/ac,ion(e){var t=new c({crumb:e})sendSecActivationEmail:functfile/resendSecurityEmail)}return t.post(t.I360+/pro,ction(e){return(new c).get(e)}sendSignUpActivationEmail:fun,:function(ebindMobile,t,de+t.mobileNumbern){var t=t.areaCo c({o:userreturn(new,Mobilem:bind,mb:ecru,le:tmobi,de:n}smsco,}{,!function(){u()})}0)).post().done(,var n={captchaFlag:signUp:function(t){!0,onfig(captchaAppIdcaptchaApp:e.getC,60)i3,eId:i()}smDevictend(nt=a.ex,)t,(t.password)t.password=r,sswordAgain)t.passwordt.passwordAgain=r(t.pa,(to,oginEmailActiveFlag{emailActiveFlag:l,n:rePasswordpasswordAgai,:smscodesmsToken,:nickNamenickname,:userNameusername,e:is_agree})agreeLicencnew c(tvar s=,}{,!)0Account).done(function(){u()})}return s.post(s.I360+/reg/doreg,(t){var n={o:ssosignIn:function,oginm:l,=t.type?1:0lm:mobile=,lag:1captF,:datartype,.mobile.isMustUseMobileSignInvalidatelm:e.getConfig(signIn,!1:01)?,Alive:isKeep!1,onfig(captchaAppIdcaptchaApp:e.getC,60)i3,t.accountuserName:,eId:i()}smDevicpe=2:t.password=r(t.password)returnmobile==t.type?t.accty,function(e){t.token=e.token})}).then(function(){return(new c(a.extend(na.when().then(function(){return t.tokene.sync.getToken(t.account).done(,)t,}{,!.sync.setCookie(t.s)}).then(function(){return e.getUserInfo(0)).post().done(function(){u()})}).then(function(t){return e!})}1),=e.getConfig(supportHttpssignOut:function(t){var n,)l,Config(protocolr=https==e.get,owerCase()null).toL0===tvoid !nfig(domainList0===t?t=e.getCo,ay(t)(t=[t])[]):a.isArrr iva,[]s=a.each(treturn ,ion(efunct,Array(tt){a.in,w c({o:sson)-1?(i=ne,gout}m:lo,:func}{jsonp,!)0,pi(t)))):r(i=new c({o:ssos.push(i.get(i.getDomainA,gout}m:lo,:func}){jsonp,tDomainApi(t))))})s.push(i.get(i.ge,()u,apply(aa.when.,)}s,:function(efillProfile,t,n,i,rn i=ins){retu,{o:User(new c(,ectInfom:perf,mb:ecru,ame:tuserN,cha:scapt,rd:r(n)passwo,rd:r(i)}rePasswo,}{,!function(){u()})}0)).post().done(,e:function(eperfectMobil,t,n,ew c({o:useri){return(n,ctMobilem:perfe,mb:ecru,le:tmobi,rd:r(n)passwo,ord:r(n)rePassw,de:i}smsco,ost()}{})).p,ction(){return(new c({o:ssocheckQrCodeSignInStatus:fun,ogin}m:qrL,c})).get()}{jsonp:fun,tion(e){return(new c({o:UsergetAuthenticationStatus:func,ingStatusm:getShiM,)).get()}crumb:e},bile:function(esubmitAuthenMo,t,ew c({o:Usern){return(n,MingCaptcham:verifyShi,le:emobi,cha:tcapt,b:n}crum,}{,!ost()}0)).p,fo:function(efillAuthenIn,t,ew c({o:Usern){return(n,MingSmsCodem:verifyShi,:evt,:tvc,b:n}crum,}{,!ost()}0)).p,ken:function(eauthSendSmsTo,ew c({o:Usert){return(n,ingSmsCodem:sendShiM,mb:ecru,:t}vt,}{,!st()}}0)).pop={}var (e.synca.each,ion(tfunct,{var r=arguments[0]n){var r=function(),stringify(r):[].join.apply(arguments))i=t+(a.isPlainObject(r)?e.utils.JSON.,[i]s=p[i]=n.apply(e.syncreturn s?p[i]:(s=p,ents)argum,n(){delete p[i]})s.always(functio,)}suncName=sync.+tr.funcName=n.f,})}(QHPass)e.sync[t]=r,{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var ,faultCharsetdocument.characterSetUTF-8n={charset:document.charsetdocument.de,:[360pay.cndomainList,comso.,u.comhaoso,.cn360,.com360,.comqiku,ji.com]360shou,protocol.replace(:protocol:location.,),location.host+/psp_jump.htmlproxy:location.protocol+//+,Cookie:ignore!}1=function(ee.getConfig,void 0r){r=!:null==r?rvar ifor(,=ns,lit(.)o=e.spo.length>

r(src).att,ide()o).h.append(u)t(n.body),(){clearTimeout(a)window[s]=function,r.objectdelete ontentWindowvar e=u[0].c,cumentn=e.do,teElement(input)s=r.store=n.creaBehavior(#default#userData)setTimeout(function(){s.add,endChild(s)n.body.app,storeName)s.load(r.,(i.datat.each,ion(efunct,ttribute(et){s.setA,})t),toreName)}s.save(r.s,)}30nction(){u.remove()}var a=setTimeout(fu,})}}2e4),ction(eset:fun,his.object.set(et){this.object?t,ad(this.storeName)t):(this.store.lo,etAttribute(ethis.store.s,)t,this.storeName))}this.store.save(,ction(eget:fun,urn this.object.get(et){if(this.object)ret,)t(this.storeName)this.store.load.getAttribute(e)var n=this.storen nullretur!n:t}==n?,.remove(e):this.store.removeAttribute(e)}}remove:function(e){this.object?this.object,his.data=this.data{}}a={init:function(){t,ction(eset:fun,ata[e]=t}t){this.d,ction(eget:fun,his.data[e]t){var n=t void 0return!n:t}==n?,elete this.data[e]}}remove:function(e){d,gent.toLowerCase()f=navigator.userA,ie ([\d.]+)/)l=f.match(/ms,l[1]c=l,c7==ch=6==function(e){var te.utils.storage=.localStorage?r:h?u:a}catch(e){t=a}breakswitch(e){default:caselocal:try{t=windownStorage?i:a}catch(e){t=a}breakcasesession:try{t=window.sessio:t=o()?s:acasecookieeakbrn t.initt.init()casepage:t=a}retur,}t,)}(QHPass)hu.init(,{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var ,即登录n=立,E_EMPTY:{errno:204r=e.ERROR={REALNAM,输入您确实实姓名}errmsg:请,LID:{errno:227REALNAME_INVA,输入确实实姓名是否有误}errmsg:请确认您,Y:{errno:1030ACCOUNT_EMPT,输入360帐号}errmsg:请,ID:{errno:1035ACCOUNT_INVAL,您的帐号输入是否有误}errmsg:请确认,ATE:{errno:1037ACCOUNT_DUPLIC,该帐号一经注册errmsg:,n}+,CATE:{errno:213USERNAME_DUPLI,用户名一经被利用errmsg:,n}+,TY:{errno:215USERNAME_EMP,请输入用户名}errmsg:,PRIATE:{errno:225USERNAME_INAPPRO,名蕴涵不适宜实质}ermsg:用户,LID:{errno:199USERNAME_INVA,名应为2-14个字符errmsg:用户,、数字或_}助助中英文,ER:{errno:200USERNAME_NUMB,户名不行全为数字}errmsg:用,TY:{errno:205NICKNAME_EMP,:请输入昵称}errmsg,CATE:{errno:260NICKNAME_DUPLI,昵称一经被利用}errmsg:,PRIATE:{errno:226NICKNAME_INAPPRO,称蕴涵不适宜实质}errmsg:昵,ER:{errno:262NICKNAME_NUMB,称不行一齐是数字}errmsg:昵,ID:{errno:15e3NICKNAME_INVAL,应为2-14个字符errmsg:昵称,数字、_或.}助助中英文、,:{errno:203EMAIL_EMPTY,:请输入邮箱}errmsg,D:{errno:1532EMAIL_INVALI,邮箱形式有误}errmsg:,ATED:{errno:2e4}EMAIL_NOT_ACTIV,:{errno:1107MOBILE_EMPTY,请输入手机号}errmsg:,D:{errno:1100MOBILE_INVALI,手机号形式有误}errmsg:,TE:{errno:1106MOBILE_DUPLICA,该手机号一经注册errmsg:,n}+,ID:{errno:78e3CAPTCHA_INVAL,码过失请从头输入}errmsg:验证,_OLD:{errno:1670CAPTCHA_INVALID,码过失请从头输入}errmsg:验证,:{errno:78002CAPTCHA_EMPTY,请输入验证码}errmsg:,VALID:{errno:1300CAPTCHA_APPID_IN,验证码形式有误}errmsg:,TY:{errno:1350SMS_TOKEN_EMP,请输入校验码}errmsg:,RECT:{errno:1351SMS_TOKEN_INCOR,校验码输入有误}errmsg:,TY:{errno:211PASSWORD_EMP,:请输入暗号}errmsg,ID:{errno:1065PASSWORD_INVAL,度应为6-20个字符}errmsg:暗号长,LOW:{errno:54999PASSWORD_LEVEL_,码安静级别过低}errmsg:密,:{errno:54999PASSWORD_WEAK,g:暗号弱errms,危险有,输入}请从头,ED:{errno:54999PASSWORD_ORDER,码不行为连接字符}errmsg:密,PEAT:{errno:54999PASSWORD_CHAR_RE,不行全为雷同字符}errmsg:暗号,NG:{errno:220PASSWORD_WRO,:登录暗号过失errmsg,输入}请从头,TCH:{errno:1091PASSWORD_NOT_MA,次暗号输入不相仿}errmsg:两,HARP:{errno:54e3PASSWORD_FULL_S,码不行蕴涵中文字符errmsg:密,设立}请从头,E:{errno:153e3}IDENTIFY_EXPIR,N:{errno:1501NOT_SIGNED_I,:用户未登岸}errmsg,:{errno:999999UNKNOWN_ERROR,:未知过失}errmsg,{errno:0SUCCESS:,:操作获胜}errmsg,:{errno:1TIME_OUT,:收集超时}}errmsg,=e.utils{}i=e.utils,机号未注册360帐号s={1105:该手,天发送短信次数超限1402:手机号当,邮箱一经注册201:该,n+,机号一经注册3e4:该手,手机号登录请直接用,手机号一经注册30007:该,手机号登录请直接用,未开启短信登录成效65002:该帐号,开启顷刻,号只可通过短信登录65001:该帐,eInt(n)0for(n此成效封闭,帐号被封禁221:,系客服点此联,提交过于经常78001:,重试}请稍后ch(rt.ea,ion(efunct,h0(s[t.errno]=t.errmsg)})t){t.errmsgt.errmsg.lengt,r=function(ei.isSameErro,n void 0t){retur!ovoid 0==e.errn!rrno===t.errno}==t.errnoe.e,r=function(ei.defineErro,ar nt){vty(i)r[i].errno==e(n=r[i]for(var i in r)r.hasOwnProper,msg=t)n.err]=t}s[e,g=function(ei.getErrorMs,bject(e)(n=e.errmsgn){return t.isPlainO,rrno)e=e.e,lace(/\+/gs[e]n.rep,ass=([]).+?\1/).replace(/cl,c-link)}class=qu,:case r.MOBILE_INVALID.errno:case r.MOBILE_DUPLICATE.errno:returnmobilei.getErrorType=function(e){switch(e=e.errnoe){case r.MOBILE_EMPTY.errno.EMAIL_INVALID.errno:returnemailcase r.EMAIL_EMPTY.errno:case rerrno:case r.USERNAME_NUMBER.errno:case r.USERNAME_INAPPROPRIATE.errno:returnusernamecase r.USERNAME_EMPTY.errno:case r.USERNAME_INVALID.errno:case r.USERNAME_DUPLICATE.errno:case r.NICKNAME_INAPPROPRIATE.errno:case r.NICKNAME_NUMBER.errno:returnnicknamecase r.NICKNAME_EMPTY.errno:case r.NICKNAME_INVALID.errno:case r.NICKNAME_DUPLICATE.errno:case r.ACCOUNT_DUPLICATE.errno:returnaccountcase r.ACCOUNT_EMPTY.errno:case r.ACCOUNT_INVALID.ERED.errno:case r.PASSWORD_WEAK.errno:case r.PASSWORD_WRONG.errno:case r.PASSWORD_LEVEL_LOW.errno:returnpasswordcase r.PASSWORD_INVALID.errno:case r.PASSWORD_EMPTY.errno:case r.PASSWORD_CHAR_REPEAT.errno:case r.PASSWORD_ORDerrno:returnpassword-againcase r.PASSWORD_NOT_MATCH.HA_APPID_INVALID.errno:case r.CAPTCHA_INVALID_OLD.errno:returncaptchacase r.CAPTCHA_INVALID.errno:case r.CAPTCHA_EMPTY.errno:case r.CAPTCcase r.SMS_TOKEN_EMPTY.errno:case r.SMS_TOKEN_INCORRECT.errno:returnsms-token}return e-=e>

373709b2d.jpg\/t014e18c85,:640}width,sc:{de,t:741heigh,le:tit,m\/t010175014a62d6f976.jpgurl:http:\/\/p2.qhimgs4.co,:640}width,sc:{de,t:248heigh,le:tit,m\/t01c329ab9beb650a7e.jpgurl:http:\/\/p0.qhimgs4.co,:180}width,sc:{de,t:174heigh,le:tit,m\/t01b53548d667c18e1a.jpgurl:http:\/\/p2.qhimgs4.co,:200}width,sc:{de,t:233heigh,le:tit,m\/t01751dbab2cab4680c.jpgurl:http:\/\/p1.qhimgs4.co,:190}width,sc:{de,t:204heigh,le:tit,m\/t01f59e64ac452ad96c.jpgurl:http:\/\/p2.qhimgs4.co,:200}width,sc:{de,t:232heigh,le:tit,m\/t0199380d44eebd3260.jpgurl:http:\/\/p0.qhimgs4.co,:190}width,sc:{de,t:215heigh,le:tit,m\/t01d0ae7cc672f2118c.jpgurl:http:\/\/p0.qhimgs4.co,:200}width,sc:{de,t:174heigh,le:tit,m\/t01b1ddcf56a537bf58.jpgurl:http:\/\/p0.qhimgs4.co,200}]}]width:,ype:zmtpage_t,aoxiaopat:g,gcq,_timepiece,src_1art_,imeitidfs_z,s3ft,s0st,y:pikapowerb,ime:00pub_t,640b114d3f7aed61114f8031ace58f09rawurl:http:\/\/zm.news.so.com\/,ect:0redir,a77035fbb62rptid:de014,:194scnt,u641e\u7b11\u8bf4src:\u5947\u8469\,y_1:\u7206\u7b11tag:[{clk:kfunn,6\u7b11k:\u720,:}u,:\u8da3\u56fe{clk:kfunny_1,3\u56fek:\u8da,}]u:,5b0\u5a18\u9762\u7eb1\u65f6\u2026\u5929\u554a\uff0c\u8fd9\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u5973\u4eba\uff01title:\u7206\u7b11\u8da3\u56fe\u7b11\u8bdd\u6bb5\u5b50\uff1a\u5f53\u65b0\u90ce\u6380\u5f00\u6,:zmttype,640b114d3f7aed61114f8031ace58f09wapurl:http:\/\/zm.news.so.com\/,26\u6765\u4e0d\u4e00\u6837\u7684\u5206\u4eabzmt:{desc:\u6bcf\u5929\u7ed9\u5927\u5bb6\u5e,um:2689fans_n,5604790id:312,\u641e\u7b11\u8bf4name:\u5947\u8469,\/t01817f819978fa3365.jpgpic:http:\/\/p5.qhimg.com,l:1rea,\/t01b1ddcf56a537bf58.jpg?size=200x174}}textimg:http:\/\/p0.qhimgs4.com\/bl\/0_3趣图乐话段子:当新郎掀开新娘面纱时…天window.rawurl = 爆乐。

公交车一次坐,问妈妈:“妈妈遭受一小女孩,啊?”妈妈答到:“是弱智的乐趣给老弱病残的阿谁弱是什么乐趣。女孩环视一周”结果那小,道:“叔叔对着我说,……你坐”

份证照丑翻了平昔认为身,人局面有损本,的诤友去重拍身份证照好谢绝易求着公安局,了久远折腾,是没换成结尾还。咳,比较了一下出处即是,阿谁帅一点依然原本的!

a9\u800d\u5e76\u4e0d\u56f0\u96b7.\u66f4\u806a\u660e\u5730\u73e

5岁要赚够一百万高中的岁月立志2。我到底杀青了一半了这日称心地跟诤友说。万了?”我:“到底25了诤友:“什么?你有50。”

ction l(e){var tt%32return n}fun,[]n=mponent(e))}function v(e){return c(d(e))}function m(e){return p(v(e))}function g(efor(n[(e.length415)+r.charAt(15return i}function d(e){return unescape(encodeURICo,n h(d(e)t){retur,ction y(ed(t))}fun,rn p(g(et){retu,d5=function(et))}e.utils.m,rn t?y(tt){retu,}(QHPass)e):m(e)},{use strictfunction(e)(e).replace(/[^\x00-\xff]/gfunction t(e){return String,function n(e--).length},n, i=t(e)r){var1)returnreturn n!1eturnr=t}r!e){e=String(e)0}function s(r tva,engthn=e.l,plit()r=e.s,ique(r)s=o.unif(n>

}0,on(){return r++}n.getGuid=functi,returnfunction==t.type(e)?e:n.parseCallback=function(e){!=e.indexOf(http)?function(){location.href=e}:function(){}}0===e?function(){location.reload()}:string==t.type(e)0==,=function(en.setCookie,t,=new Daten){var rid 0n=vo!?n:2==n,Time()+864e5*n)r.setTime(r.get,ncodeURIComponent(t)+document.cookie=e+=+eoGMTString()+expires=+r.th=/}pat,ion(e){var t=nulln.getCookie=funct,((^ )+e+=([^n=new RegExp)(]*))$,okie.match(n)r=document.coURIComponent(r[2]))return r(t=decode,}t,=function(en.throttle,t,n,ar ir){v,s,o,w Date)u=+(ne,=0a,=0f,ulll=n,on(){f=uc=functi,ply(se.ap,)}o(){u=+(new Date)return function,hiss=t,umentso=arg,?a:f)-ti=u-(r,meout(l)clearTi,Timeout(cr?n?l=set,(l=setTimeout(ct):i=0?c():n,))-i,u}}a=,=function(en.debounce,t,.throttle(er){return n,t,r,!)}0,unction(en.bind=f,.prototype.bind)return e.bind(n)n){if(e.binde.bind===Functionf(i!hrow new TypeErrort.isFunction(e))t.call(argumentsvar r=[].slice,)2,slice.apply(arguments)i=function(){var t=[].){var s=function(){}if(this instanceof i=e.prototypes.prototype=new svar oype=nulls.protot.apply(ovar u=e,at(t))r.conc?u:o}return e.apply(nreturn Object(u)===u,at(t))}r.concrn i}retu,.quc-input:not([id])).each(function(en.initInputId=function(e){t(e).find(, i=t(r)r){var,rent()s=i.pame?s:s.siblings(label)if(s=LABEL==s[0].tagNa,attr(name)+_+n.getGuid()s.length){var o=quc_+i.tr(idi.at,)o,r(fors.att,})}o)},t=function(en.selectTex,n, i=t(e)r){var,).lengths=i.val(seInt(n)0for(n=par,Int(r)sr=parsetr(srcn).at,ide()o).h.append(u)t(n.body),(){clearTimeout(a)window[s]=function,r.objectdelete ontentWindowvar e=u[0].c,cumentn=e.do,teElement(input)s=r.store=n.creaBehavior(#default#userData)setTimeout(function(){s.add,endChild(s)n.body.app,storeName)s.load(r.,(i.datat.each,ion(efunct,ttribute(et){s.setA,})t),toreName)}s.save(r.s,)}30nction(){u.remove()}var a=setTimeout(fu,})}}2e4),ction(eset:fun,his.object.set(et){this.object?t,ad(this.storeName)t):(this.store.lo,etAttribute(ethis.store.s,)t,this.storeName))}this.store.save(,ction(eget:fun,urn this.object.get(et){if(this.object)ret,)t(this.storeName)this.store.load.getAttribute(e)var n=this.storen nullretur!n:t}==n?,.remove(e):this.store.removeAttribute(e)}}remove:function(e){this.object?this.object,his.data=this.data{}}a={init:function(){t,ction(eset:fun,ata[e]=t}t){this.d,ction(eget:fun,his.data[e]t){var n=t void 0return!n:t}==n?,elete this.data[e]}}remove:function(e){d,gent.toLowerCase()f=navigator.userA,ie ([\d.]+)/)l=f.match(/ms,l[1]c=l,c7==ch=6==function(e){var te.utils.storage=.localStorage?r:h?u:a}catch(e){t=a}breakswitch(e){default:caselocal:try{t=windownStorage?i:a}catch(e){t=a}breakcasesession:try{t=window.sessio:t=o()?s:acasecookieeakbrn t.initt.init()casepage:t=a}retur,}t,)}(QHPass)hu.init(,{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var ,即登录n=立,E_EMPTY:{errno:204r=e.ERROR={REALNAM,输入您确实实姓名}errmsg:请,LID:{errno:227REALNAME_INVA,输入确实实姓名是否有误}errmsg:请确认您,Y:{errno:1030ACCOUNT_EMPT,输入360帐号}errmsg:请,ID:{errno:1035ACCOUNT_INVAL,您的帐号输入是否有误}errmsg:请确认,ATE:{errno:1037ACCOUNT_DUPLIC,该帐号一经注册errmsg:,n}+,CATE:{errno:213USERNAME_DUPLI,用户名一经被利用errmsg:,n}+,TY:{errno:215USERNAME_EMP,请输入用户名}errmsg:,PRIATE:{errno:225USERNAME_INAPPRO,名蕴涵不适宜实质}ermsg:用户,LID:{errno:199USERNAME_INVA,名应为2-14个字符errmsg:用户,、数字或_}助助中英文,ER:{errno:200USERNAME_NUMB,户名不行全为数字}errmsg:用,TY:{errno:205NICKNAME_EMP,:请输入昵称}errmsg,CATE:{errno:260NICKNAME_DUPLI,昵称一经被利用}errmsg:,PRIATE:{errno:226NICKNAME_INAPPRO,称蕴涵不适宜实质}errmsg:昵,ER:{errno:262NICKNAME_NUMB,称不行一齐是数字}errmsg:昵,ID:{errno:15e3NICKNAME_INVAL,应为2-14个字符errmsg:昵称,数字、_或.}助助中英文、,:{errno:203EMAIL_EMPTY,:请输入邮箱}errmsg,D:{errno:1532EMAIL_INVALI,邮箱形式有误}errmsg:,ATED:{errno:2e4}EMAIL_NOT_ACTIV,:{errno:1107MOBILE_EMPTY,请输入手机号}errmsg:,D:{errno:1100MOBILE_INVALI,手机号形式有误}errmsg:,TE:{errno:1106MOBILE_DUPLICA,该手机号一经注册errmsg:,n}+,ID:{errno:78e3CAPTCHA_INVAL,码过失请从头输入}errmsg:验证,_OLD:{errno:1670CAPTCHA_INVALID,码过失请从头输入}errmsg:验证,:{errno:78002CAPTCHA_EMPTY,请输入验证码}errmsg:,VALID:{errno:1300CAPTCHA_APPID_IN,验证码形式有误}errmsg:,TY:{errno:1350SMS_TOKEN_EMP,请输入校验码}errmsg:,RECT:{errno:1351SMS_TOKEN_INCOR,校验码输入有误}errmsg:,TY:{errno:211PASSWORD_EMP,:请输入暗号}errmsg,ID:{errno:1065PASSWORD_INVAL,度应为6-20个字符}errmsg:暗号长,LOW:{errno:54999PASSWORD_LEVEL_,码安静级别过低}errmsg:密,:{errno:54999PASSWORD_WEAK,g:暗号弱errms,危险有,输入}请从头,TCH:{errno:1091PASSWORD_NOT_MA,次暗号输入不相仿}errmsg:两,HARP:{errno:54e3PASSWORD_FULL_S,码不行蕴涵中文字符errmsg:密,n+,机号一经注册3e4:该手,手机号登录请直接用,手机号一经注册30007:该,手机号登录请直接用,未开启短信登录成效65002:该帐号,开启顷刻,号只可通过短信登录65001:该帐,此成效封闭,帐号被封禁221:,=par_超爆笑的笑话段子系客服点此联,提交过于经常78001:,重试}请稍后ch(rt.ea,ion(efunct,t){t.errmsgt.errmsg.length>

u6b64\u539a\u989c\u65e0\u803b\u4e4b\u4eb5.\u6211\u4ece\u672a\u89c1\u8fc7\u5982\a

0c\u4e70\u732b\u53bb\uff01\u2014.\u201c\u522b\u770b\u4e86\uffd

turn-4-1)re={d:0var u,:0c,0}o:o.each(sreturn ,ion(efunct,A-Z]/.test(t)?u.c=1:u.o=1})t){/\d/.test(t)?u.d=1:/[a-z,.o+(n9?2:1)t=u.d+u.c+u,.max(3t=Math, o=e.$t)}var,ERRORu=e.,=[a,abcabc,123abc,2c3a1b,111aaa,abc123,56abc1234,23456abc1,rtyqwe,yuiopqwert,asdqwe,qwe123,2wsx1qaz,3e4r1q2w,e4r5t1q2w3,asdasd,fghasd,ghjklasdf,vbnzxc,sxedcqazw,,minad,wordpass,wordp@ss,swdpas,wordPass,swdPas,eyouIlov,iniWoa,eyouilov,mimaWode,wojiaWoai,adetam,adenim,789123,4560123,465123,321123,030102,200100,5321465,654987,123123,231231231,212121,222111,12301230,168168,456456,321321,521521,1314520,520520,314201,314211,8258775,8521775,4520131,4521131,583691472,523691478,357159,852741,529637418,321654,963852,527419638,415115,000123,]:function(e){return e=o.trim(e)QHPass.validate={checkRealName,NAME_EMPTY:r(e)?u.REAL!-\u9fa5]{2/^[\u4e00,REALNAME_INVALID}5}$/.test(e)u.,(e){return e=o.trim(e)checkUsername:function,NAME_EMPTY:r(e)?u.USER!-\u9fa5\.]{2/^[\w\u4e00,USERNAME_INVALID}14}$/.test(e)u.,(e){return e=o.trim(e)checkNickname:function,AME_EMPTY:n(er(e)?u.NICKN,2,)?14!-\u9fa5\.]{2/^[\w\u4e00,NVALID:u.NICKNAME_TOO_SHORT}14}$/.test(e)u.NICKNAME_I,\w.\-+]*[a-z0-9])?@[a-z0-9][\w.-]*\.[a-z]{2checkEmail:function(e){var t=/^[a-z0-9](?:[,$/i8}o.trim(e)return e=,AIL_EMPTY:r(e)?u.EM!EMAIL_INVALID}t.test(e)u.,:function(echeckMobile,ar nt){v,i,sm(e.mobileNumber)return t?(n=o.tri,^1\\d{10}$i=e.regExp,)):(n=o.trim(e)s=new RegExp(i,789]\d{9}$/)s=/^0?1[345,ILE_EMPTY:r(n)?u.MOB!OBILE_INVALID}s.test(n)u.M,n 0==e.length?u.ACCOUNT_EMPTY:checkAccount:function(e){retur!!this.checkMobile(e))u.ACCOUNT_INVALID}(this.checkUsername(e)this.checkEmail(e),(e){return e=o.trim(e)checkCaptcha:function,TCHA_EMPTY:r(e)?u.CAP!z0-9]{4/^([a-,d{17}\,-\u9FA5]{13}[\u4E00,.CAPTCHA_INVALID}5})$/i.test(e)u,(e){return e=o.trim(e)checkSmsToken:function,OKEN_EMPTY:(6r(e)?u.SMS_T!ength=e.l!!_TOKEN_INCORRECT}isNaN(e))u.SMS,d:function(echeckPasswor,String(e)t){if(e=,PASSWORD_EMPTYr(e))return u.return u.PASSWORD_FULL_SHARPif(e.match(/[^\x00-\xff]/))f(i!turnt)re!1turn u.PASSWORD_INVALIDswitch(s(e)){case-1:reSSWORD_CHAR_REPEATcase-2:return u.PAPASSWORD_ORDEREDcase-3:return u.u.PASSWORD_WEAKcase-4:return :returndefault!}}1,ction(e){return s(e)}evaluatePassword:fun,nfirm:function(echeckPasswordCo,turn et){re!T_MATCH}}}(QHPass)==tu.PASSWORD_NO,{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var ,:迎接登录360n={title,ent:cont,h:460widt,t:autoheigh,quc-panel-closecloseSelector:.,quc-panel-titletitleSelector:.,r:.quc-panel-bdcontentSelecto,emove:closeR!0,Mask:show!0,ed:fix!0,l:}tp,s.opt=t.extend({}r=function(e){thi,n,)e,init()this._,tEvent()}this._ini.prototypet.extend(r,){var e=this.opt{_init:function(,.tpln=ereplace({title}e.title(n=n.,tle))e.ti,replace({content}e.content(n=n.,tent))e.con,el=t(n)this.$,ind(e.titleSelector)this.$hd=this.$el.f,d(e.contentSelector)}this.$bd=this.$el.fin,ion(){var n=this_initEvent:funct.on(clickthis.$el,oseSelectorthis.opt.cl,reventDefault()function(e){e.p,de()n.hi,ndler(close)})t(n).triggerHatle(n.adjustPositionvar r=e.utils.throt,01,!)0function(){r.apply(n)}this._adjustPosition=(window)var i=tresizei.on(,stPosition)this._adju,.fixedthis.opt!ixedi.on(scrolle.utils.support.f,stPosition)this._adju,serted DOMNodeRemovedthis.$el.on(DOMNodeIn,tPosition)}this._adjus,(this.$mask=this.$maskt(this.opt.maskTpl)setMask:function(){if(this.opt.showMask,append(this.$mask)t(document.body).,!{var n=t(document.body)e.utils.support.fixed))ight:n.outerHeight(this.$mask.css({he!)0,uterWidth(width:n.o!urn this}0)})}ret,howMaskthis.$maskthis.$mask.remove()removeMask:function(){return this.opt.s,is}th,.find(this.opt.closeSelector).remove()removeClose:function(){return this.$el,is}th,ceholder=n?function(){}:function(n){var r=input[placeholder]setTitle:function(e){returnstring==t.type(e)e.utils.initPla,laceholder]textarea[p,older+input.quc-placeh,lder+textarea.quc-placeho,(n)i=t(0if!h){var s=i.lengt,tagNameo=i[0]..filter(r):t(n).find(r)s=INPUT==oTEXTAREA==o?i,unction(ns.each(f,th?o.show():o.hide()}var s=t(r)r){function i(){0==s.val().leng,-placeholder)o=s.prev(.qucngth){o=t()if(0==o.lecss(border-width))0var u=parseFloat(s.,lder_+e.utils.getGuid()a=s.attr(id)quc_placehotr(ids.at,)aparseFloat(s.css(padding-left))+u+112var f=parseFloat(s.css(margin-left))+,rseFloat(s.css(padding-top))+u+111l=parseFloat(s.css(margin-top))+pal(s.attr(placeholder)).attr(foro.addClass(quc-placeholder).htm,selectablea).attr(un,rgin-left:fon).css({ma,-top:lmargin,(line-height)20pxline-height:s.css,(background-color)#fffbackground-color:s.css,(font-size)14pxfont-size:s.css,s(font-family)})font-family:s.cs,(data-placeholders.before(o).attr,ceholder))s.attr(pla,holder)}e.utils.changeRT(ss[0].removeAttribute(place,)i c=3var,tils.initPlaceholder(r)})}(QHPass)h=setInterval(function(){--c0e.u,{use strictfunction(e)t=e.$var int=function(ne.utils.emailH,(e){var n=t()r){function i,c-email-hint)r=n.find(.qu.outerWidth()})r.css({width:e){var t=e.val()var i=function(exOf(@)=0ont(e.charCodeAt(r)r--){var i=parseI,0)1n n(){for(var e=navigatort=(t21)}return t}functio,ppNamen=[e.a,rsione.ve,rowserLanguagee.languagee.b,tforme.pla,rAgente.use,.widthscreen,x,.heightscreen,olorDepthscreen.c,errer].join()document.ref,engthi=n.l,ry.lengths=r.histos--^i++)n+=s647*Math.random())^t(n))}var i=__guidreturn 2147483647*(Math.round(2147483,orage(cookie)s=e.utils.st,nt.domaino=docume,et(i)u=s.gf(i![t(o)u){u=,()n,)+Math.random()].join(.)+(new Date)+Math.random(ires:2592e7var a={exp,h:/pat,ace(/^(?:.+\.)?(\w+\.\w+)$/domain:o.toLowerCase().repl,1)}.$et(is.s,u,on(){return u}}()a)}return functionitor={}e.utils.mmoitor_imgs={}var s=r.__quc_,end=function(n){if(o=e.utils.monitor.s!onfig(useMonitore.DEBUGe.getC,!onfig(monitorUrl0)){var r=e.getC,s.360.cn/i360/qhpass.htm)e.getConfig(protocol)+://,.utils.getGuid()o=moitor_img++e,ew Imageu=s[o]=nsrc:e.getConfig(src)n=t.param(t.extend({,e.versionversion:,:i()}guid,))n,r+=(r.indexOf(?)>

0.shift())if(i=o,0!0===s[i]o.length0&=i.length){if(void !(s[i]))return rt.isPlainObject;nObject(s)?t.extend({}s=s[i]}return t.isPlai,:s}s),=function(ie.setConfig,if(s){!trigger(warn.configi)return e.events.,y is null or undefined)setConfig parameter ke,e;ect(i))return r(if(t.isPlainObj!0,n,)i,e;var ofor(,u,=na,lit(.)f=i.sp,=l!1;f.length>